Forgive me for sounding so excited over something that nobody else in the world will have any idea about, but I'm happy.
I have been coding hard for a couple of weeks now, and I have finally got to a stage with my latest project that is good enough to be called "Alpha-1" 
Helios is the first-ever (as far as I am aware) PHP script installer package generator. That's quite a mouthful, but it is basically an RPM/MSI package generator for the internet 
It has quite advanced features and configurability — indeed, much more flexibility than its C-based cousins.
Currently, it does not quite have all the basic functionality complete: I haven't yet coded the MySQL database installer. However, the core system is ready, and all of the other core installer functions are rearing to go.
Hopefully I'll be able to find the time to package something up, and put it up on the website for inspection. 
i would like to say, i already know about Helios V1.0 Alpha-1
you have been talking to me about at the bus stop every morning for awhile
where is it?
The project is hosted on SourceForge, but it's currently dormant as I've got a lot of other work to do. 🙁